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We're The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

Saturday, November 17, 2012

We're The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
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Arr, arr, arr, arr

We are the pirates who donít do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we donít do anything

Well Iíve never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And Iíve never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And Iíve never been to Moscow
And Iíve never been to Tampa
And Iíve never been to Boston in the fall

We're the pirates who donít do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we donít do anything

And Iíve never hoist the main sail
And Iíve never swabbed the poop deck
And Iíve never veer to starboard
'Cause I never sail at all

And Iíve never walked the gangplank
And Iíve never owned a parrot
And Iíve never been to Boston in the fall

'Cause we're the pirates who donít do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we donít do anything

Well I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping ball
And Iíve never thrown my mashed potatoes
Up against the wall

And Iíve never kissed a chipmunk
And Iíve never gotten head lice
And Iíve never been to Boston in the fall.

(spoken)
Huh? What are you talking about?
Whats a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?
Hey, thats right!
We are supposed to sing about pirate-y things.
And who's ever kissed a chipmunk?
That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up?
Am I right? What do you think?
I think you look like Captain Crunch.
Huh? No I don't!
Do too.
Do not!
You're making me hungry.
Thats it! You're walkin' the plank.
Says who?
Says the Cap'n, thats who!
Oh yeah? Ay Ay, Cap'n Crunch! hehehehe
Arrrgggghh
Yikes!

And Iíve never licked a spark plug
And Iíve never sniffed a stinkbug
And Iíve never painted daises
On a big red rubber ball

And Iíve never bathed in yogurt
And I donít look good in leggings
(You just don't get it.)
And weíve never been to Boston in the fall!

(spoken)
Pass the chips!
Who's got the remote control? Here it is!
Time for Heraldo.
It's definately time for Wapner.
Ohh.. I don't like this show.
Hey look! I found a quarter!
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