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Late Night Jokes for November 16

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Late Night Funny #1

Mitt Romney arrived at his victory celebration in a 15-car Secret Service caravan. Of course, when you lose, the Secret Service dumps you immediately. So he had to hitch a ride home with his son. So there he is arriving in the 15-car motorcade and then he goes home in the back seat – Tagg driving, Ann riding shotgun, dog on the roof. -Bill Maher


Late Night Funny #2

I heard an update from Con Edison, the electricity company. They said the Republicans now will be without power for the next four years. -David Letterman


Late Night Funny #3

Mitt Romney’s family has been trying to console him since Tuesday’s loss. In fact, this morning they took him to Ikea just so he could feel what it’s like to put together a cabinet. -Jay Leno


Late Night Funny #4

There’s also a rumor that Romney will write a tell-all book based on the diary he kept on the campaign trail. That’s in case you ever wondered what Ambien looks like in book form. -Jimmy Fallon
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