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Late Night Funnies 11/15/12

Friday, November 16, 2012

Late Night Funny #1

Mitt Romney arrived at his victory celebration in a 15-car Secret Service caravan. Of course, when you lose, the Secret Service dumps you immediately. So he had to hitch a ride home with his son. So there he is arriving in the 15-car motorcade and then he goes home in the back seat – Tagg driving, Ann riding shotgun, dog on the roof. -Bill Maher

Late Night Funny #2

I heard an update from Con Edison, the electricity company. They said the Republicans now will be without power for the next four years. -David Letterman

Late Night Funny #3

Mitt Romney’s family has been trying to console him since Tuesday’s loss. In fact, this morning they took him to Ikea just so he could feel what it’s like to put together a cabinet. -Jay Leno

Late Night Funny #4

There’s also a rumor that Romney will write a tell-all book based on the diary he kept on the campaign trail. That’s in case you ever wondered what Ambien looks like in book form. -Jimmy Fallon

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SUSANBEAMON 11/17/2012 3:00AM

  just glad the joke did not get elected.

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DALID414 11/16/2012 9:58PM


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AMALIA8 11/16/2012 9:57PM

    Nice. I am sorry but I do like making fun of Romney. He's just such an easy target. Keep up the great work!

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CAMEOANDLACE 11/16/2012 9:51PM

    Very cute and a bit of truth!

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