Friday, November 16, 2012
I know we haven't gotten on well for a while. OK, let's be honest and confess- for my whole life. The way your push ups make me feel weak is really discouraging and your crunches sends an awful feeling all the way to my gut.
We had a good time 2-3 years ago or so when I endured some time with you and ignored the tiredness and pain caused by you. I can't really say that it was ever about spending time with you, I much more enjoyed the time I spent with your close friend Strong Muscles.
We lost contact and I'm now trying to get to know you better again. There is only one problem - you bore me, like a lot. You know our friend Cardio, well Cardio makes me feel alive and has introduced me to Better Fitness who has helped me reach goals and makes me feel better about myself.
But you, I can't really listen you directly. I need Music to make the pain inflicted by you go away. I need Fitness Video to do the talking, not you.
I don't really feel like spending much of my time with you but Strong Muscles won't hang out with me unless I meet you. I know I'm going to have to be the bigger person here and take the first steps towards building our relationship again. I think it will be easier if Fitness Video and Music come with us in the beginning. I'll introduce you to Fitness Tools as well - they are great, I'm sure you going to like them. Maybe slowly but safely we can return to what we used to have and enjoy the time we spent together, just you and me. Please bring Strong Muscles with you soon though, we used to be stuck together and it's been so long since we met. Please try to be as kind to me as I will be to you.