Thursday, November 15, 2012
A hummingbird and a horse fell in love and decided to move in together right away. While their friends were happy for them, they worried that the romance was built too much on a wing and a bray-er.
For weeks, Tommy was telling his kindergarten teacher about the baby sister who was going to be coming to his house soon. One day at home, Tommy’s mother let him feel the baby kicking. Tommy didn’t say anything, and he stopped talking about the baby at school. Finally, the teacher sat Tommy down and said, “Whatever happened to your new baby sister?”
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, “I think my Mommy ate her!”