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Cat Quotes

Thursday, November 15, 2012

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." - Dave Platt

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez

"There is no snooze button for a cat that wants breakfast." -Anonymous

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." - Ernest Menaul

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me." - Anonymous

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." - John S. Nichols

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." -- Leonardo Da Vinci

"Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it." -- Anonymous

"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
LJCANNON 11/16/2012 1:02AM

    emoticon So Funny, mostly because I'm sure most of them are TRUE!!! I've been Owned by 3 Cats and I know that they all remember being Worshipped as "gods".

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NEWKATHYNOW 11/15/2012 6:23PM

    These were GREAT! emoticon

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CARRAND 11/15/2012 6:12PM

    I love the one about the snooze button. So true!

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AMALIA8 11/15/2012 2:29PM

    Again, the last one was the best for me. I actually LOL'd on it. Thanks for sharing!

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ALICERIEGER 11/15/2012 11:34AM


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MYREALANA 11/15/2012 10:08AM

    Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

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SKEPCHICK 11/15/2012 9:51AM

  Cats are the best

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HELEN_BRU 11/15/2012 7:06AM

    I love these. I love cats! emoticon

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DALID414 11/15/2012 2:01AM

    Love these, and I'm not a cat person

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