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Late Night Funnies

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

"A recent study has found that more senior citizens than ever are entering college. College faculty says that the seniors are like any other students...except they take Jell-O shots just for the Jell-O." --Conan O'Brien


"I want to get this off my chest: For the past 20 years, I have been using performance-enhancing vodka." -David Letterman


"Japanese researchers have successfully grown hair on a bald mouse. The researchers are ecstatic, and the mouse is relieved he doesn't have to keep wearing that stupid toupee." -Conan O'Brien
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