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It's Hell to be Old

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!


An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing..'

The doctor was shocked!


'You asked your neighbour?'

The old man replied,

'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

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SANDLADY48 11/17/2012 11:05AM

    emoticon Hysterical!

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BEFIT014 11/15/2012 8:58PM

    emoticon Oh, Caz, you got me. Gotta send this to hubby! emoticon

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PROVERBS31JULIA 11/15/2012 8:54AM

    This is hilarious and I'm gonna send it to my mom (only 72 years young !)!!

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SHARJOPAUL 11/15/2012 7:34AM

    LOL

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EATVEGAN 11/15/2012 1:00AM

    No giggles here. I laughed out loud LOUD! And it's 10:00 and I live in a senior building. FUNNY!

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DEE107 11/15/2012 12:15AM

    lol

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MEADSBAY 11/14/2012 5:28PM

    L-O-L!
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PATRICIAANN46 11/14/2012 5:06PM

  That is hysterical!!! emoticon

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1_AMAZING_WOMAN 11/14/2012 12:20PM

    Well, at least he wasn't complaining that 'the equipment' wasn't working.
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SPEEDY143 11/14/2012 11:54AM

    OMG emoticon I was afraid to read the punch line but isn't that the truth!!!!!! Thanks Caz I can't wait to send that one to all my old friends emoticon

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    Lol.

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JENAE954 11/14/2012 9:18AM

  Oh! Too funny!
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KATHRYNLP 11/14/2012 8:46AM

    Things sure ain't what they used to be... emoticon

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LOVESLIFE48 11/14/2012 7:28AM

    *giggle*

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SUSIEPH1 11/14/2012 4:07AM

    So very true my friend .. happens with the urine sample jars too ...
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