Cleaning up for the maids...my explanation
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
It's been brought to my attention that cleaning up for the maids might be somewhat...inefficient? Counterproductive? Crazy? Neurotic? Just plain...weird?
Well, yes. It could be all of that. But let me explain. You see, when your house resembles an episode of 'Hoarders', you really DO need to clean up for the maids! The maids come and vacuum, mop, and clean the bathrooms. They do not, in any meaningful way, deal with the clutter of my household. Don't get me wrong - they do a darned good job of moving the clutter around to clean under it. But when they leave if I have clutter...it remains...
So that's why I have to clean up for the maids. And hoo-boy, I'm not done yet! Bwahahaha!