Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Where do lions like to start small businesses?
Right on Mane Street.
5 strategies to help you sleep
1. Breathe deeply and slowly.
2. If your mind is racing (you’re planning a move, or worried about a medical diagnosis), write down what’s on your mind.
3. Stretch your whole body.
5. Tell yourself “I have to get up now.” Imagine that you just hit the snooze alarm and in a minute you’re going to be marching through the morning routine.
(That last ones sounds counter-productive, but something tells me it would really work!)
A real oldie, but goodie...
A wife slapped her husband across the face after discovering a scrap of paper in his pocket with the name Desiree written on it. He protested, “It’s the name of the horse I bet on yesterday!”
The next day she slapped him again.
“What did you do that for?” he said.
“Your horse called looking for you last night.”