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Tuesday Tickles & a Thought

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Where do lions like to start small businesses?

Right on Mane Street.
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5 strategies to help you sleep

1. Breathe deeply and slowly.

2. If your mind is racing (you’re planning a move, or worried about a medical diagnosis), write down what’s on your mind.

3. Stretch your whole body.

4. Yawn.

5. Tell yourself “I have to get up now.” Imagine that you just hit the snooze alarm and in a minute you’re going to be marching through the morning routine.

(That last ones sounds counter-productive, but something tells me it would really work!)
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A real oldie, but goodie...

A wife slapped her husband across the face after discovering a scrap of paper in his pocket with the name Desiree written on it. He protested, “It’s the name of the horse I bet on yesterday!”

The next day she slapped him again.

“What did you do that for?” he said.

“Your horse called looking for you last night.”
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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/13/2012 6:16PM

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FCARMICH 11/13/2012 4:27PM

  right

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MNNICE 11/13/2012 11:11AM

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SUNSETBREEZE05 11/13/2012 11:06AM

    LOL!!

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AGK3112 11/13/2012 9:40AM

    emoticon tips. I need to work on getting up instead of hitting snooze button. I loved your joke about husband & wife so much that I decided share with my friends and families..I posted on my FB account.. emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 11/13/2012 8:56AM

    as always, great jokes and better thoughts.

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TEDYBEAR2838 11/13/2012 8:19AM

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CAT609 11/13/2012 7:18AM

    Funny! emoticon

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JUDITHANNIE 11/13/2012 6:49AM

    cute ones and thanks for the sleep tips I can really use them right now. emoticon

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