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Some TMI things about losing almost 100 pounds

Monday, November 12, 2012

You know, no one really talks about it, but there are some awesome TMI things about losing almost 100 pounds!

Shaving -- I can shave much easier now. Do you have any idea how hard it is to shave your lady bits when you can't see them? Pretty hard! Not to mention how much you miss when you do it? Now that I don't have my huge stomach in the way, it is much easier to get a smooth finish with less cuts!!

Wiping - yeah, no one talks about this either. Once you drop a bunch of weight, it is a lot easier to wipe your tookiss. True Story!

Sexy times -- they always say losing weight improves your sex life. I agree/disagree on that. However, now that my huge stomach isn't in the way, I can actually "see" what is going on. That is pretty hot. Now, I don't know if it has really "improved" my sex life of not. I mean, I was always in the mood before I lost all of the weight. Now I am finding, that since I have lost weight, I have more energy. Since I have more energy, I am doing more things like bike riding and going to the gym. Since I am doing those things, when night time comes around and it is time for things to go down, I find myself asleep before the first move can be made!! However, there is the part now where I do feel sexier.

Underware - no one told me how small my underware were going to look. I now have to buy those bras that add two cup sizes and push them into my throat because they have shrunk so much! I went from busting out of a DD to barely filling a C! that is my only real complaint about losing the weight. I did like my boobies.

Painting my toes... yeah I can do that now without putting them on the coffee table.

I think that is all for now


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
MISSB8604 11/26/2012 2:02PM

    Love it!

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EUEK098 11/26/2012 12:19PM


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CGWALKER2012 11/15/2012 8:20AM

    So true. emoticon

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CHYNNA81 11/13/2012 6:38PM

    I love it! emoticon

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-LINDA_S 11/13/2012 1:32PM

    Thanks for be honest and upfront about everything!

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MIATIA1 11/13/2012 1:02PM

    Read with a smile and a chuckle THANKS.... emoticon

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ADELE66 11/13/2012 3:49AM

    I love the direct talk myself! Thank you for sharing your great observations!

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ADARKARA 11/12/2012 10:35PM

    I look forward to most of these things ;)

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FEB_SHOWERS16 11/12/2012 9:05PM

    I love this and completely agree!!! Nobody talks about these things but not one single day goes by that I take any of this for granted! Thank you so much for sharing!!! emoticon

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NIKKICOLE83 11/12/2012 7:43PM

    Congratulations on losing 100 pounds!!! Nothing like speaking the truth. I haven't lost anywhere near what you have but I am also having the boobie issue. They look and feel like deflated balloons.

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FREETOWANDER 11/12/2012 6:15PM


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SHORTTOOTH1 11/12/2012 4:23PM

    That's an awesome blog. It definitely made me smile. Congrats on the weight loss

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