By now you, will have reached, the age/time, in your life, where you will, discover the opposite, sex lads men, etc etc etc, please please be, very very carefull.
Cos someday you, will end up, getting married to, a guy who, seems very nice, called Paul Jackson, & he will, without a stroke, of a doubt, break your precious, precious heart my, love.
He wont mean, to do this, but he wont, be able to, help himself &, he will also, end up throwing, a tall cola, glass at you, which will scar, you for life, this will end, up with you, breaking down.
This will then, send you into, a long &, very deep depression, which will flare up, again @ some, point in the, future as things, tend to happen, like that in, life which cannot, be helped.
Eventually you will, after a long, 10 year gap, find/meet, a guy who, will flirt with, you when you, go online &, go shopping 2, but you will, play hard to, get & forget, about him for, a while.
You will then, re - see, him again when, you go online, & go shopping, again only this, time you will, strike up a flirty, friendship & he, will talk to, you & flirt, with you again, & you will.
Flirt with him, 2 also when, you go online, @ lunch time, on your Benefit, days Thursdays every, 2 weeks &, he will follow, you into the, Lift (Elevator) &, either take you, on to Level, 1.
Or he will, take you onto, Level 2 &, he will smile, at you which, will make your, precious precious heart, melt & he, will eventually kiss, you which will, make your precious, heart melt.
1nce more when, this happens CAUTION, he will be, friends with you, @ 1st &, you will meet, his brother Tom, who will later, on cause trouble, for you both, Tom will be, friendly with you.
Tom will then, let you both, have some space, (to get, to know each, other) then as you, & James grow, closer Tom will, become jealous of, you both &, the rest is, history as you, will find out.
In the mean, time James will, see you sometimes, in the Library, on his day, off & he, will flirt with, you again by, holding your hands, smiling at you, he will then, try again to, kiss you.
Which you will, not give in, to cos your, again afraid 2, do as your, a shy wallflower, who is scared, of getting hurt, again by Guys, who you dont, know all that, well & who, you dont trust.
He wiil eventually, meet up with, you on your, Birthday weekend (Saturday 8th September, Sunday 9th September, & Monday 10th September, the Big Day itself).
On the Saturday, 8th September he, will tell you, that he loves, you & will, kiss you this, time you will, give in 2 him, & Tom his, brother will take a, photograph of you, both which is, bad.
As you hate, having your photograph, taken at present, then you will, realise that you, are starting to fall, for him as, he is nice, to you &, makes you feel, good inside loads.
Between the dates, of (Thursday, 1st July 2012, & to Thursday, 1st November 2012,) you will start, to change your, eating plan &, your whole Diet, will change you, will start a, new diet plan.
You will no, longer buy any, food in a, Meal Deal as, you are dieting, you will start, buying the 500ml, & 600ml Bottles, of Diet Drinks, Diet cola Diet Pepsi Diet Tango, to help you, lose weight.
You will also, whilst starting this, new planned Diet, have no more, tummy trouble again, you will also, start buying the, 330ml & 440ml, cans of Diet, Drink 2 these, include Diet Cola etc.
You will also, find that all, your bigger clothes, size 28 Jeans, no longer fit, size 26 Jeans, no longer fit, size 24 Jeans, no longer fit, you will have, gone down to, the next size, down which is, size 22 Jeans.