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Monday Mirth and Misc.

Monday, November 12, 2012

What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee with an astronaut?

A moon-key.
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“To do anything, to dig a hole in the ground, to plant a cabbage, to hit a mark, to move a shuttle, to work a pattern—in a word, to attempt to produce any effect, and to succeed, has something in it that gratifies the love of power, and carries off the restless activity of the mind of man. Indolence is a delightful but distressing state: we must be doing something to be happy.”


—WILLIAM HAZLITT
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Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Stopwatch.

Stopwatch who?

Stopwatch you’re doing and open this door!
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