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forgot my glasses LOL

Monday, November 12, 2012

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 77 years old and you're going
to start jumping out of airplanes?"
I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to
me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a
Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for
five jumps a week.
Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier
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BEFIT014 11/13/2012 5:22AM

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DEE107 11/13/2012 12:15AM

    oh my

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PROVERBS31JULIA 11/12/2012 11:42PM

    Whoooo girl, 5 jumps a week? same guy? I think you've been taken advantage of!!

Better bring those glasses next time!!!

(I'll have to ask my mom to be careful next time she's at the Senior Center in her neighborhood. She claims it's only for the Biscuits and Gravy, but now I'm gonna wonder!!!!).

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Julia


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PATRICIAANN46 11/12/2012 8:23PM

  We're having the time of our lives............now if only we could remember it!!!!! emoticon

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SUSIEPH1 11/12/2012 5:52PM

  Ohh Dear !! We do get ourselves into trouble don't we !! emoticon emoticon

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SPEEDY143 11/12/2012 4:21PM

    Sooooo cute!!!! emoticon

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SOPHIEMAE2007 11/12/2012 12:11PM

    Geez, I hope my mom doesn't do that! LOL!!

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GERIKRAGH 11/12/2012 11:07AM

    LOL

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1CRAZYDOG 11/12/2012 10:39AM

  MENTAL PICTURE! LOL

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NPA4LOSS 11/12/2012 10:11AM

    emoticon What a Senior Moment!

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IDLETYME 11/12/2012 9:48AM

    That's a riot!!! I think you better go back and sign up for the Parachute Club - SAFER! emoticon

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SENATOR9 11/12/2012 8:50AM

    emoticon Something to look forward to

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JENAE954 11/12/2012 8:22AM

  I wish the same decision and jumps for an aging male relative.

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BEST_LIFE_NOW 11/12/2012 8:21AM

  emoticon maybe she joined the right club after all emoticon

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HEALTHY4ME 11/12/2012 8:11AM

    LOL omg that is funny, Cos one of the things on my bucket list is to jump so yea I may join that LOL good thing I dont' need my glasses to read. lol

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LOVESLIFE48 11/12/2012 8:07AM

    emoticon I hope my mom has not joined up yet!! emoticon

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KATHRYNLP 11/12/2012 8:04AM

    I didn't know 'they' had special Clubs... emoticon

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TWEETYKC00 11/12/2012 7:51AM

    leave it to seniors! lol.

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    Oh my...

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MARYJOANNA 11/12/2012 5:27AM

  OOPS!

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LEXIE63 11/12/2012 5:25AM

    LOLOL

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