Sunday, November 11, 2012
Mom and Dad were getting started with Saturday chores when their child came out into the yard. "Why don't you go across the street and ask how old Mrs. Wells is this morning?" Dad suggested.
The child dutifully crossed the street, greeted their neighbor three doors down, and asked the question, "Dad wants to know how old you are this morning".
Back home, the child reported to his parents, "Mrs. Wells said to tell you to mind your own business"!