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Flotsam (Jetsam's out to lunch)

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet.

Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old when asked because he will ride for free. As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he was. "I am 4 years old". "And when will you be six years old?" asks the driver. „When I get off the bus" answers Johnny.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
ALICERIEGER 11/12/2012 9:47AM

    Not as funny as some

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WOUBBIE 11/10/2012 11:45PM


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DALID414 11/10/2012 9:50PM


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LTMURPHY7 11/10/2012 8:53PM


I like johnny. Don't teach your kids to lie

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