Wednesday, November 07, 2012
- But the doughnut was calling my name.
-But it was my birthday, so I had to eat the whole cake
-I had to get the bitter taste out of my mouth from eating the so-called dish, so I had an ice cream. (like this one!)
-If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. (if only this was true)
-If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.
-If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner. (I know I have thought this one.. I bring leftover candy or cake or something and figure everyone else eats and I don’t.hahahaha)
Cookie pieces contain no fat -- the process of breaking causes fat leakage. (not fat.. calories!!)
-Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in the process of preparing something. Examples are peanut butter on a knife making a sandwich and ice cream on a spoon making a sundae
Only eat things that have been broken into pieces; that way, all the calories fall out.
-Chocolate is a vegetable. How, you ask? Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. B-ean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. (LOVE this one.. try that one but it never works