Tuesday, November 06, 2012
What do you get if you cross a zebra with an astronomer?
Stars and stripes.
A doctor ran into his lawyer friend at a cocktail party and said, ďLance, Iíve got this problem. Whenever Iím at a party, people always tell me about their ailments. I donít mind giving medical advice, but I feel like Iím being cheated out of my fees. Would it be legal or ethical for me to bill them for this?Ē
ďAbsolutely,Ē replied the lawyer. ďThatíll be $200.Ē