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Tuesday, November 06, 2012

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an astronomer?

Stars and stripes.
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A doctor ran into his lawyer friend at a cocktail party and said, “Lance, I’ve got this problem. Whenever I’m at a party, people always tell me about their ailments. I don’t mind giving medical advice, but I feel like I’m being cheated out of my fees. Would it be legal or ethical for me to bill them for this?”

“Absolutely,” replied the lawyer. “That’ll be $200.”
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