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Thanksgiving Humor

Monday, November 05, 2012

emoticon Q. Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
A. Because April showers bring Mayflowers.

emoticon Q. What key has legs and can't open doors?
A. A Turkey

emoticon Q. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks.

emoticon Q. How can you send a turkey through the post office?
A. Bird Class Mail

~ Monika ~ emoticon
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