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Thanksgiving Humor

Monday, November 05, 2012

emoticon Q. Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
A. Because April showers bring Mayflowers.

emoticon Q. What key has legs and can't open doors?
A. A Turkey

emoticon Q. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks.

emoticon Q. How can you send a turkey through the post office?
A. Bird Class Mail

~ Monika ~ emoticon

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INSPIRATIONAL3 12/2/2012 2:22PM

    Dearest Monika,
Thank you for the smiles great medicine. You definitely are a sharman.
Love Yvonne

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GIVENTHANKS 11/6/2012 8:27AM

    emoticon for the laughs and smiles! Love the blog!

Have a blessed day!


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FERRETLOVER1 11/6/2012 7:15AM

    Loved 'em! Thanks for sharing!

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FLEMIDG 11/6/2012 12:39AM

    Thanks for making me smile. Hope you're having a blessed week.


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    emoticon Thanks for the laughs!! Hope you are doing well! emoticon

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