Monday, November 05, 2012
Q. Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring?
A. Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Q. What key has legs and can't open doors?
A. A Turkey
Q. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks.
Q. How can you send a turkey through the post office?
A. Bird Class Mail
~ Monika ~