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jokes and november smart goals

Sunday, November 04, 2012

Okay my coach Kristie live meeting topic for this week is 3 smart goals .So here my November goals
1. Water I am not a water drinker really don’t like water and don’t always have asset to a bathroom . but for month my goal is to try to drink 10 -12 glasses of water a day. I don’t know if I can do it but that why they call it a challenge. This is greatly help when it was pointed out by a friend of mine fror Kristie live kat told me about the water part of the spark app.
2. Breakfast I already eat a good breakfast but new goal is to eat something within a hour after waiting up I thought this would be easy but actually it only the 3 day I already blew it. But will work on it tomorrow.
3. The third goal is probably the hardest one for me find at least 3 thing that went good for me every day and announce it publicly somewhere. I am too negative of a person an d I think it affecting my meeting my goals so this month I am working on it.
Jokes

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
—Jerry Seinfeld
Waiters and waitresses are becoming nicer and much more caring. I used to pay my check, they'd say, "Thank you." That graduated into "Have a nice day." That's now escalated into "You take care of yourself, now." The other day I paid my check and the waiter said, "Don't put off that mammogram."
—Rita Rudner
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside.
—Roseanne Barr
You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.
—Mitch Hedburg
Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?
—Jon Stewart
Have a great week

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JUSTLLAMA 11/19/2012 3:34AM

    Your three goals sound like goals I could use!

And LOL on the jokes!

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2WHEELEDSHARON 11/5/2012 9:16PM

    You can do it, sis. Keep practicing and build up slowly, just keep trying.

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ASHAIXIM 11/5/2012 10:23AM

    LOL!! Love the jokes!! Yeah, not having toilet access and really discourage water drinking. When I work the renessance faire in the summer we drink a LOT in hot weather but even then we usually only go 2x or so over the course of 10 hours because it's so hot... when it gets to be colder weather (it's mid Aug-beginning of Oct) we don't drink. I don't have any problem with the gratitude thing, but I also rarely eat breakfast. I'm a slow starter and I have to have a pill 1hour before I eat... so ...

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BARBIE176 11/4/2012 9:03PM

    emoticon goals. You don't appear to be a negative person so I am confident you will be able to achieve all of the goals you have set for yourself. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again! emoticon and stay focused. emoticon emoticon emoticon

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ALEXSGIRL1 11/4/2012 7:04PM

    good goals and jokes

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CATHYGETSFIT 11/4/2012 6:13PM

    Great goals! I'm shooting for 8 each day this month and so far I've done 2 days. Water isn't necessarily my favorite thing to drink either.

Good jokes!

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DBELLE39 11/4/2012 5:29PM

    Great goals, I must admit I fall short on #2, I usually don't eat breakfast til I've been up about 3 hours, once I get to the office & start getting the systems up & running.

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FEMISLIM 11/4/2012 4:56PM

    Great going. Thanks for the laughs. Have a blessed week.

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REFFIE1 11/4/2012 4:39PM

    Thanks for the laughs! emoticon

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CASSIOEPIA 11/4/2012 3:40PM

    I love the joke about hooking up with my goals later!

I don't see you as a negative person KarenMarie. You are one of the best supporters and motivators around. I love how you identify an obstacle and find a way to get through it. You are an inspiration, for sure.



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KALISWALKER 11/4/2012 3:22PM

    Good jokes!

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