And now I can't find it. I've looked behind the settee. I've checked through the laundry. I've searched in the bathroom. Hunted in the sitting room. Sought for it in the dining room. Explored in the garden. I even peeked in the fridge - shut the door quickly though, the cheese dish was looking at me in a very tempting way. Could I find it? Nope. It's definitely gone missing. Maybe I left it under the bed? Or have one of you lot *half inched it?

* English to American translation - half inched - pinched

Bright blessings.