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Friday Thought and a Joke

Friday, November 02, 2012

Calming repetition

If you’re feeling overwhelmed or worried, sweep the porch, fold some laundry, or wash some dishes. Repetitive activities trigger the body’s relaxation response and so help to reduce stress.
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A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief told them, “You will each be killed and eaten. Then we’ll use your skins to build a canoe. Tell me how you want to die.”

The Frenchman asked for a sword, shouted, “Vive la France!” and threw himself on the blade.

The Englishman asked for a gun, shouted, “God Save the Queen!” and blew his brains out.

The New Yorker asked for a fork and immediately started jabbing himself all over his body until blood was pouring out through hundreds of holes.

“What are you doing?!” demanded the chief.

The New Yorker snapped back, “There goes your canoe!”
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FCARMICH 11/4/2012 6:08PM

  good!

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FRANCES-AGAPE 11/2/2012 11:38PM

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About the relaxation response,
everyone I know that knits/crochets
are the calmest I know.

Too bad I'm all THUMBS !
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Have a Wonderful Weekend

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BLESSINGS!

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SHIROIHANA 11/2/2012 8:16PM

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Thx for sharing. It also helps to take a nice hot shower to relax your muscles and mind.

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ANDRIANA11 11/2/2012 12:10PM

    great ! thanks for sharing :)

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AGK3112 11/2/2012 11:58AM

    Nice..Thanks for Sharing

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SILVER1369 11/2/2012 10:06AM

    Thanks for sharing!

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GERIKRAGH 11/2/2012 9:44AM

    So funny I had to read it to my daughter!

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TWEETYKC00 11/2/2012 9:24AM

    good thought and great funny!

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TEDYBEAR2838 11/2/2012 7:58AM

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AZMOMXTWO 11/2/2012 7:57AM

  the repatation is awesome it helps


good joke

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