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joke of the day 11/1/12


Thursday, November 01, 2012

To help a friend lose weight, I told her that she should switch to lower-fat foods, including skim milk. When she said her family would drink only whole milk, I suggested that she keep their regular container and refill it with skim milk. This worked for quite a while, until her daughter asked one morning whether the milk was okay.
"Sure, it's fine," my friend answered, fearing she had been found out. "Why do you ask?"
The daughter explained, "Well, according to the expiration date, this milk expired two years ago!"
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PURPLELVR7 11/2/2012 7:35AM

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NUOVAELLE 11/2/2012 2:35AM

    Caught in the act! emoticon
Thanks for the laugh!
Have a nice weekend!

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HIKETOHEIGHTS 11/1/2012 7:41PM

    and that we call "busted"

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DEL-AND-COMPANY 11/1/2012 6:31PM

  Your "JOTD" blogs are always entertaining! Thanks for posting humor to keep us smiling!

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DMF2012 11/1/2012 6:01PM

    Love it - thanks for sharing!

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LAC936 11/1/2012 5:50PM

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ARNETTELEE 11/1/2012 5:42PM

  Ha!

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