Thursday, November 01, 2012
Man: How much for the duck?
Salesman: Not much. They’re going cheep.
Get brr-illiant skin despite the brisk weather during National Healthy Skin Month. Start by adding a moisturizer with ingredients like avocado oil or mineral oil to your morning routine.
A man went to the police station and demanded to speak with the burglar who’d robbed his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” the cop told him.
“No, you don’t understand,” the man said. “I want to know how he got into the house in the middle of the night without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”