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Oldie but goodie!

Sunday, October 28, 2012

GOOD: A Bend ,Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pendleton, Oregon. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

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ATLTRAINR 10/31/2012 7:25AM


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SMOOCHIESMOMMY2 10/29/2012 11:18AM


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FELINA 10/29/2012 9:37AM

I love the last one !

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ALICERIEGER 10/29/2012 9:32AM

    Thanks for the laugh

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EVWINGS 10/29/2012 12:03AM

    Too funny!! I know officers who fit that last description!! Only one is in OH and one in FL!!

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DALID414 10/28/2012 11:14PM

I hope I remember the BEST the next time I get pulled over!

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123ELAINE456 10/28/2012 10:52PM

  Vey Funny and Cute. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week.

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COCK-ROBIN 10/28/2012 10:41PM


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PROUD-GRANDMA 10/28/2012 10:40PM

    Too funny! Thank you for sharing!

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