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Friday, October 26, 2012

AN OLDER GENTLEMAN HAD AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE THE UROLOGIST WHO SHARED AN OFFICE WITH SEVERAL OTHER DOCTORS. THE WAITING ROOM WAS FILLED WITH PATIENTS. AS HE APPROACHED THE RECEPTIONIST'S DESK, HE NOTICED THAT THE RECEPTIONIST WAS A LARGE UNFRIENDLY WOMAN WHO LOOKED LIKE A SUMO WRESTLER. HE GAVE HER HIS NAME.

IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE RECEPTIONIST SAID, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

ALL THE PATIENTS IN THE WAITING ROOM SNAPPED THEIR HEADS AROUND TO LOOK AT THE VERY EMBARRASSED MAN. HE RECOVERED QUICKLY, AND IN AN EQUALLY LOUD VOICE REPLIED, "NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR WHO DID YOURS!"

THE ROOM ERUPED IN APPLAUSE!

DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS!
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AN ELDERLY FLORIDIAN CALLED 911 ON HER CELL PHONE TO REPORT THAT HER CAR HAS BEEN BROKEN INTO. SHE IS HYSTERICAL AS SHE EXPLAINS HER SITUATION TO THE DISPATCHER. 'THEY'VE STOLEN THE STEREO, THE STEERING WHEEL, THE BRAKE PEDAL AND EVEN THE ACCELERATOR!' SHE CRIED. THE DISPATCHER SAID, 'STAY CALM. AN OFFICER IS ON HIS WAY.' A FEW MINUTES LATER, THE OFFICER RADIOS IN 'DISREGARD'. HE SAYS, 'SHE GOT IN THE BACK SEAT BY MISTAKE.'

PLEASE TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US! IF IT DOES, WILL SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOT ME?

ERIN

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