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Tuesday, October 23, 2012

A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming.

He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized.

"Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store.

The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children!"

Then he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought, but MAYBE..during one of the fraternity parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child! He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we had a little too much to drink and spent the night together but I never called you again afterward?"

"No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's Sunday School teacher."

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
PAMNANGEL 10/25/2012 12:39AM

    Always a classic!

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MISSDAISY23 10/24/2012 2:57PM

    I heard this one before and I still love it! Thanks for the laugh! emoticon

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CARRAND 10/24/2012 12:11PM


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SSUSMITA 10/24/2012 1:31AM

    Its kind of pathetic! emoticon but yet hilarious!!

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123ELAINE456 10/24/2012 12:41AM

  That was Hilarious. Thank You. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week.

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DALID414 10/24/2012 12:32AM


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FIT4MEIN2013 10/24/2012 12:25AM

    emoticon So funny!

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NANCYRUBIO 10/23/2012 11:28PM

    emoticon I spilt on myself laughing!

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COCK-ROBIN 10/23/2012 11:24PM

    emoticon That was hilarious! Thank you.

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