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A Joke for Women Only, men just wouldn't understand !! OR WOULD THEY?

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Excuse the final sentence, it's just not funny without it however ....... ENJOY ..........

Lady's Yearly Exam

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5'2"

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I screamed, "When I came in here I
was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.
What a bitch.
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