Monday, October 22, 2012
Jokes and Halloween blog
My coach Kristie live meeting this week was on Halloween how to a plan for it. Well Halloween have three problem First we having a Halloween surprises birthday party for my .sis sister in law. The food is going to a lot and not the greatest for you we having homemade submarine sandwiches and a lot of deserts. The deserts will not be a problem for me the meat will. I am going to limit my potions because I donít know how else to do this.
The second Halloween problem will by my family annual Halloween party. Too much food and too much wine. This two will also be a night for portion control.
The fourth Halloween problem is the fact that my company have us go trick office to office and since it getting to be a smaller workforce every year we getting more and more candy. I always say the candy ias going home to mom and my nieces and nephew next door. But they getting less and each year have to keep my hands busy with face book on the way home. I donít know how to handle it any other way.
The fourth Halloween problem is the biggest . How do I handle the Halloween candy after Halloween, The candy THAT MY fellow worker will bring to work. I think I am going to make a game out it I Canít have candy unless I drink water. I Am hoping this will work.
woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm the Devil!" she responded.
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"
A few days after Halloween, Sally came home with a bad report card. Her mother asked why her grades were so low.
Sally answered, "Because everything is marked down after holidays!"
q: How do monsters tell their future?
A: They read their horrorscope.
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Two monsters went to a party. Suddenly one said to the other, ďA lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?Ē
ďBe a gentleman and roll them back to her.Ē