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Sunday, October 21, 2012

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS.

Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man.

"Hi there little girl, I'm Mitt Romney.
What do you have in the basket?" he asked.

"Kittens," little Suzy said.

"How old are they?" asked Romney.

Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."

"And what kind of kittens are they?"

"Republicans," answered Suzy with a smile.

Romney was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens.

Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that Romney should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.

So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS, FOX, and CNN.

Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Romney got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.

"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."

"Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Democrats."

Taken by surprise, Romney stammered, "But...but...yesterday, you told me they were REPUBLICANS."

Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know.

But today, they have their eyes open."


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
MISSDAISY23 10/22/2012 9:49PM


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CARRAND 10/22/2012 6:05PM

    I love it!

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GAYEMC 10/22/2012 2:31PM

    Too funny! Thanx for sharing!

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FLORIDAGHOST 10/22/2012 10:41AM

    Perrrfect! Thanks! emoticon

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LADYCALICO 10/22/2012 9:30AM

    How sad--a whole litter of kittens who think that there is such a thing as a free lunch and it is okay to wrack up tons of debt and lay the crushing load on future generations of kittens--but that's cats for you, out of control impulsiveness and narcissism--but then their little brains are the size of a walnut. At least intelligent human beings know better!

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DALID414 10/21/2012 10:17PM


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EVWINGS 10/21/2012 10:16PM

    So funny and too true!! Love the pictures. They fit purrfectly.

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123ELAINE456 10/21/2012 10:11PM

  Very Cute and Funny . All except for the little Girl comment of Democrats. Do not like that at all. Love her first comment of Republicans though. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week.

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NAYPOOIE 10/21/2012 10:08PM


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LOSING30TOWIN 10/21/2012 10:02PM

    This is too funny!

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