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Wednesday's Witticisms and a Thought

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

What do you call tiny elephant seals on strings?

Pup-ettes.
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Challenge yourself

Stimulate the mind in new ways. Tackling unfamiliar challenges enhances your experience of the present moment and your awareness of yourself.
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A taxi driver picked up a fare and began driving, but when the passenger tapped him on the shoulder to ask a question, the driver screamed, lost control of the car, and nearly ran down a crowd of pedestrians. “Don’t ever do that again!” he yelled.

“I’m sorry,” said the passenger, “I just wanted to get your attention.”

“Maybe, but this is my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving hearses for the last twenty years!”
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