Wednesday's Witticisms and a Thought
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
What do you call tiny elephant seals on strings?
Stimulate the mind in new ways. Tackling unfamiliar challenges enhances your experience of the present moment and your awareness of yourself.
A taxi driver picked up a fare and began driving, but when the passenger tapped him on the shoulder to ask a question, the driver screamed, lost control of the car, and nearly ran down a crowd of pedestrians. “Don’t ever do that again!” he yelled.
“I’m sorry,” said the passenger, “I just wanted to get your attention.”
“Maybe, but this is my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving hearses for the last twenty years!”