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Monday Mirth

Monday, October 15, 2012

What do bears like for breakfast?

Whatever they can get their paws on.

• It’s important to be nice to everyone.
• You can’t profoundly change your children’s natures by nagging them or signing them up for classes.
• Soap and water removes most stains.
A California state trooper pulled over a driver who ran a stop sign. “C’mon, Officer. I slowed down, didn’t I?” argued the driver.

“But you must come to a complete stop at the sign,” said the trooper.

“‘Stop.’ ‘Slow down.’ What’s the difference, really?” quibbled the driver.

The cop was so irritated that he whipped out his billy club and started hitting the man’s arm with it, shouting, “Well, do you want me to stop or slow down?!”

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FCARMICH 10/17/2012 3:06PM


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FRANCES-AGAPE 10/15/2012 8:40PM


Can't wait to tell the bear one
to my 7-year-old nephew !

His dad was a policeman
so I had heard that one -
But it is still HILARIOUS

a day without humor is
like a day without sunshine

Have a Terrific Tuesday

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TWEETYKC00 10/15/2012 9:47AM

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AGK3112 10/15/2012 8:23AM

    emoticon Nice. Have a fantastic day and week ahead

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JUDITHANNIE 10/15/2012 7:48AM


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CAT609 10/15/2012 7:16AM

    Too funny!

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