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Sunday Slapstick

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Pig No. 1: Hey, wanna go to the movies tonight?

Pig No. 2: Sure, how will we get there?

Pig No. 1: Well, my car is in the shop, so it looks like we’ll have to hoof it.
“I’d like to name my kid a whole phrase, you know, something like ‘Ladies and Gentlemen.’ That’ll be a cool name for a kid. ‘This is my son, Ladies and Gentlemen’ … Then when he gets out of hand I get to go, ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, please!’” —Louis C.K.

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    I remember the first joke my brother ever learned. And I remember it because he told it everyday for years!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef!

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