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FRIDAY FUNNIES ...

Friday, October 12, 2012

OXYMORON'S YOU CAN ENJOY:

1. IS IT GOOD IF A VACUUM CLEANER REALLY SUCKS?
2. WHY IS THE THIRD HAND ON THE WATCH CALLED THE SECOND HAND?
3. IF A WORD IS MISSPELLED IN THE DICTIONARY HOW WOULD WE KNOW?
4. IF WEBSTER WROTE THE 1ST DICTIONARY, WHERE DID HE FIND THE WORDS?
5. WHY DO WE SAY SOMETHING IS OUT OF WHACK? WHAT IS WHACK?
6. WHY DO "SLOW DOWN" AND "SLOW UP" MEAN THE SAME THING?
7. WHY DOES "FAT CHANCE" AND "SLIM CHANCE" MEAN THE SAME THING?
8. WHY DO "TUG" BOATS PUSH THEIR BARGES?
9. WHY DO WE SING "TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME" WHEN WE ARE ALREADY
THERE?
10. WHY ARE THEY CALLED "STANDS" WHEN THEY ARE FOR SITTING?
11. WHY IS IT CALLED "AFTER DARK" WHEN IT IS REALLY "AFTER LIGHT"?
12. DOESN'T "EXPECTING THE UNEXPECTED" MAKE THE UNEXPECTED EXPECTED?
13. WHY ARE A "WISE MAN" AND A "WISE GUY" OPPOSITES?
14. WHY DO "OVERLOOK" AND "OVERSEE" MEAN OPPOSITE THINGS?
15. WHY IS "PHONICS" NOT SPELLED THE WAY IT SOUNDS?
16. IF WORK IS SO TERRIFIC, WHY DO THEY HAVE TO PAY YOU TO DO IT?
17. IF ALL THE WORLD IS A STAGE, WHERE IS THE AUDIENCE SITTING?
18. IF LOVE IS BLIND, WHY IS LINGERIE SO POPULAR?
19. IF YOU ARE CROSS-EYED AND HAVE DYSLEXIA, CAN YOUR READ ALL RIGHT?
20. WHY IS BRA SINGULAR AND PANTIES PLURAL?
21. WHO DO YOUR PRESS HARDER ON THE BUTTON OF A REMOTE CONTROL WHEN
YOU KNOW THE BATTERIES ARE DEAD?
22. WHY DO WE PUT SUITS IN GARMENT BAGS AND GARMENTS IN SUIT CASES?
23. HOW COME ABBREVIATED IS SUCH A LONG WORD?
24. WHY DO WE WASH BATH TOWELS? AREN'T WE CLEAN WHEN WE USE THEM?
25. WHY DOESN'T GLUE STICK TO THE INSIDE OF THE BOTTLE?
26. WHY DO THEY CALL IT A TV SET WHEN YOU ONLY HAVE ONE?
27. CHRISTMAS - WHAT OTHER TIME OF THE YEAR DO YOU SIT IN FRONT OF A DEAD
TREE AND EAT CANDY OUT OF YOUR SOCKS?
28. WHY DO WE DRIVE ON A PARKWAY AND PARK ON A DRIVEWAY?

ERIN

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BELDONDOG1 10/30/2012 7:57PM

    Words to live by! (cough, cough) lol

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RUTHIEBEAR 10/14/2012 10:34AM

    Unexplained mysteries of words. emoticon

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NESARIAN 10/12/2012 4:18PM

    Lol!

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PAMNANGEL 10/12/2012 1:43PM

    Hmmm, thought provoking

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RONNIEHUEY 10/12/2012 1:07PM

    LOL and so true!

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