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Elderly Man

Thursday, October 11, 2012

A young man noticed an elderly man sobbing while sitting on park bench, so he stopped to ask what was wrong.

"I have a 22 year old wife at home," explained the elderly man. "She makes love to me every morning, and then she makes me a wonderful breakfast."

"Well, then why are you crying?"

The elderly man continued, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch, and then she makes love to me all afternoon."

"Well, then why are you crying?"

The elderly man continued, "For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine, and my favorite dessert, and then she makes love to me all evening."

"Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

The elderly man sobbed, "I can't remember where I live!"

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