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Elderly Man

Thursday, October 11, 2012

A young man noticed an elderly man sobbing while sitting on park bench, so he stopped to ask what was wrong.

"I have a 22 year old wife at home," explained the elderly man. "She makes love to me every morning, and then she makes me a wonderful breakfast."

"Well, then why are you crying?"

The elderly man continued, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch, and then she makes love to me all afternoon."

"Well, then why are you crying?"

The elderly man continued, "For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine, and my favorite dessert, and then she makes love to me all evening."

"Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

The elderly man sobbed, "I can't remember where I live!"


Member Comments About This Blog Post:
FATHINSN 10/21/2012 5:07PM

    haha, that's why he's so sad, at first i thought the lady just died! pakcik, next time bring your address everywhere or use gps, hehe.

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EOWYN2424 10/14/2012 9:34AM

    oh! What a tragedy! lol!

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Q8PRINCESS 10/12/2012 10:42PM

    emoticon oops Wong blog

Comment edited on: 10/12/2012 10:43:19 PM

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PATRICIAANN46 10/12/2012 9:49PM

  Oh dear...........he needs a GPS!!! emoticon

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    Another thing to remember...
When you get alzhimer's (to lazy to look up correct spelling)
Carry a map that shows where home is
Thanks for the laugh.
If we could remember to have the map, we wouldn't need it.

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NANCYRUBIO 10/11/2012 11:40PM

    Oh was that great, Best laught I had today.

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SHERRYGAYL 10/11/2012 10:23PM


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LYNNA1968 10/11/2012 10:04PM

    LOL oh geez!

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Q8PRINCESS 10/11/2012 10:03PM


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