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Father-Daughter Talk

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

This joke came across my email:

A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and among other liberal ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth.

She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the need for more government programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school.

Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?"

She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus; college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties, and lots of times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over."

Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go to the Dean's office and ask him to deduct a 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. That way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA."

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, "That's a crazy idea, how would that be fair! I've worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played while I worked my tail off!"

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently, "Welcome to the Republican party."

My response: And that's the fallacy of the Republican Party! It assumes that those who have wealth are working harder than the single mother who juggles an 8 to 5 job and kids in school, the dishwasher at the restaurant where you dine, and the construction worker who works in the hot sun for 8 hours to build the roads your goods travel on or the building your factory is in. You did not earn your wealth all by yourself! The community helped you.. To assume that you did it all yourself is consummate arrogance ..... and that is what bugs me about the Republican party! They are so narcissistic and selfish and convinced that any means is justified by the end no matter who is hurt! The wealthy should give MORE back to the community that fostered their wealth. Anything less is morally corrupt!

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ALICERIEGER 10/12/2012 9:11AM

    Eah to their own

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WOUBBIE 10/11/2012 12:23PM


Well put.

In the purchasing and sourcing business we talk a lot about comparing things "apples to apples". The father's suggestion is "apples to oranges", and that's exactly what you see in so much of our political discourse these days. You can only compare things that are comparable.

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EVER-HOPEFUL 10/11/2012 9:29AM

    emoticon and so true.

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123ELAINE456 10/11/2012 5:50AM

  A very Wise Man. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week. Have a Nice Day.

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BALLOUZOO 10/10/2012 11:24PM

    Interesting view point!

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DALID414 10/10/2012 11:14PM

    Well said!

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MAGGIEVAN 10/10/2012 11:03PM

    I like the joke but I can comment on American politics.

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