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jokes and things i like about me


Tuesday, October 09, 2012

A good friend ask me to write a blog naming ten thing I like about me
1/ my blue eye no really I do because they our the same color as my dad who died whan I was 7 and people tell me they look like my dad eyes
2. my hair color I am a very dark brunette going grey but really I don’t mind going grey I have earn every piece of gray hair on my head and they come with wisdom
3. my legs after a lifetime of thinking my legs didn’t look as good asmy mom and sister dancing legs mine are a lots skinner than they ever been now if they could just make then stronger sorry this only supposed to be positive
4.I am . very Kind-hearted I tried to help the other person if I can
5. . . I have a very pleasing nature I will try to make everyone around me happy
6. Along with a pleasing personality I am also a very Respectful person I tried to respect people even when they don’t respect me sorry again this is about positive thing
7. I am very faithful and loyal I will defend you to the death
8. I am very Passionate I will defend any idea or person I believe in
9. I tried very hard to be Generous with my time and money
10 I am very hardworking whether it taking of my mom or doing my job at work.
11. i am fighter as many times as people knock me down for example making fun of my speech OR THE WAY I WALK WITH MY HEAD ALWAYS DOWN i get up andd fight
12/ also i love the fvt that like all women in my my family i look younger than my 52 years
Jokes
"If it weren't for caffeine I'd have no personality whatsoever!"
— Anonymous
"Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants."
— Unknown
"I rely on my personality for birth control."
— Liz Winston
"When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place."
— Jimmy Breslin
"Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried up piece of roast goat."
— Johann Sebastian Bach
"It's best that I hide my real personality. I cannot tell you what it is because I don't want to go to prison."
— Gianfranco Zola
"I have to go. I'm conducting a seminar in multiple personality disorders, and it takes me forever to fill out the nametags."
— Niles Crane (David Hyde Pierce)
"The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'"
— Jerry Lewis
"I am a deeply superficial person."
— Andy Warhol
"You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality."
— Quentin Crisp
— ELDERLY COUPLE AND THE FOOD ORDER
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large pond. Across the other side of the pond are vendors sell all types of food stuff. The wife turns to hubby and say, "I could really go for an ice cream cone."
Hubby replies, "Well, I'll go get you one."
Wife says, "But, you'll forget, you better write it down."
Hubby replies, "No I won't; what do you want?"
Wife says, "Get me a Strawberry cone with chocolate sprinkles."
Hubby replies, "Okay, strawberry cone with chocolate sprinkles. See, I'll remember.
Several hours pass and, finally, the hubby returns.
The wife asks him, "What took you so long, did you get lost."
The hubby replies, "No, and I got what you wanted."
The wife opens the bag to discover a cheeseburger and fries?!
Wife says, "I knew you should have written the order down."
Hubby says, "What do you mean - every thing is there?"
• To which the wife replies, "No, it's not...look, you forgot the pickles!"
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Member Comments About This Blog Post:
NEWKATHYNOW 10/13/2012 6:48PM

    Terrific blog! Loved your list! Niles Crane was, and still is, one of my favorite characters. I watch the reruns when I'm up late at night. Thanks for the good laughs!

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IAMWINNING 10/12/2012 8:25AM

    Love this! I like your 10 things list, and the jokes are funny as can be. I especially like the quote by "Niles Crane" - I always enjoyed him on the show.

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CASSIOEPIA 10/10/2012 8:14PM

    That elderly couple joke really got me tonight, after just spending six days with my parents.

Great job on finding the positive things that are part of what makes you so special.
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SPARKCHANTAL 10/10/2012 9:56AM

    go candy! you're lovely

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JEANUT 10/10/2012 8:05AM

    also you are a great friend

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2WHEELEDSHARON 10/9/2012 9:12PM

    I love all those things about you, plus you're fun, smart, strong, silly...

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DARLY55 10/9/2012 8:09PM

    Very nice getting to know you! You sound absolutely lovely. And I love the sayings too, especially Liz Winstons quote!
Thank you for sharing.

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ALEXSGIRL1 10/9/2012 7:14PM

    i love that you picked 10 things you liked about yourself now post them somewhere where you can see them everyday and if someone gives you grief then just read the list to prove them wrong !!! emoticon

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FEMISLIM 10/9/2012 5:53PM

    Good knowing how to describe yourself. Not many people are able to genuinely do so.

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REFFIE1 10/9/2012 5:45PM

    You have a lot of positive attributes. It is a great exercise to dwell on your strengths.

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OJ_2_OK 10/9/2012 5:23PM

    Great list. And I'm heavily considering making one for myself tonight.

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RISINGBLUESTAR 10/9/2012 1:20PM

    Great blog! It's good to list the things you do like about yourself instead of the flaws. :)
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JAZZEJR 10/9/2012 12:03PM

    Nice blog -- something for everyone, and very self-affirming of YOU!

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LOLAINSC 10/9/2012 11:11AM

    Great list--God probably gave you blue eyes to show that you are equipped to be a true-blue friend.
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NPA4LOSS 10/9/2012 10:48AM

    What an emoticon list of things you like about yourself! emoticon

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