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1.2 mile starter run and a notice to Fat

Monday, October 08, 2012

Well I got my fat butt out of the house and went for a run. It was cold and I did not have my gloves or a hat. I ran .6 miles out then came home. 1.2 miles, not very impressive in comparison to where I was but I got out there and did it. I left my comfy bed and went out out into the cold morning and did it.

YOU HEAR THAT FAT?!?! I DID IT!!! Know what cellulite? I'm gonna do it again and again and again til you have been evicted from this body with extreme prejudice. This is your notice. It is coming, it is no longer a matter of if, it has become a matter of when. So enjoy that comfy space around my middle while u can because soon my feet pounding the pavement is going to shake you down into my shoes where you will be stomped into nothingness. Oh I hear you, it is getting late in the year and it is getting cold. Hey Fat, I have gloves and underarmor and hats. Oh no! Winter is coming! Oh my! Sorry I have 2 pairs of ice cleats. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! It is over FAT. Oh yeah, let's do this...
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