Fings wot the lumpy bumpy has learned me.
Saturday, October 06, 2012
1] I should put my 'affairs' in order so that when I eventually 'go' [not for many years yet hopefully], it will be as easy as possible on the children.
2] I really should clean the ovens, microwave, fridge, etc, more often - I don't want people to realise what a slattern I am [I almost certainly won't though].
3] Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero.
4] There is no such thing as 'enough' dancing.
5] I must clear out old underwear.
6] Most important, I must buy lots of outrageously sexy lingerie. Even if I never wear it, everyone will assume I am/was a real red hot momma!