Saturday, October 06, 2012
A blonde signs up for a research project testing "Smart Pills". Amazingly the pills work and she becomes smarter. She dyes her hair and becomes a brunette. One day, she was driving in the country and spots a farmer in his field with his sheep. She decides to test her new found smartness, so she stops and walks up to the farmer. She says, "If I can correctly guess how many sheep you have in the field, can I have one of them"? Thinking it a sure bet he says "Sure". She says "578". The farmer says, "Wow, that is correct. I guess you can pick out your sheep". So, the blonde picks out a sheep and puts it in the trunk of her car.
Before she can pull away, the farmer says,"Wait. If I can guess what your original hair color was....can I have my dog back?"