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Fight Like A Girl

Thursday, October 04, 2012

I will NEVER be OVER THE HILL. I'm too darn tired to CLIMB IT!!!

Someone sent me an email about using VODKA for cleaning around the house. IT WORKED! The more Vodka I drank, the cleaner the house looked!!!

MIDDLE AGE: That time when you finally get your head together---then your BODY STARTS FALLING APART!!!

When a woman says "What?", it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

Why are there never any "GOOD" side-effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says "MAY CAUSE EXTREME SEXINESS."

OMG, I'm rich! Silver in the hair, Gold in the teeth, Crystals in the kidney, Sugar in the blood, Lead in the butt, Iron in the arteries, and an inexhaustible supply of natural gas! I never thought I would accumulate such wealth!

I kind of feel sorry for the trees in the Fall.....at least when I went through the change, nothing fell off!
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  Love it. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week. njoy Tour Day. Take Care.

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    So needed this day brightener!

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    Good stuff!

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LADYTWIST1 10/4/2012 5:25PM

  I love this. I am sitting at my job (waiting for my husband to pick me up) laughing so loud, that people are looking at me.

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    Lol.

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MIATIA1 10/4/2012 4:53PM

    Got a good laugh out of the didn't hear you one for I do that all the time . These made my day thanks!!!

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