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Thursday, October 04, 2012

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, "ALLLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly in the horse's ear. Providing you do that, you'll be fine".

The jockey thinks the trainer is mad but promises to shout the command. The race begins and they approach the first hurdle. The jockey ignores the trainer's ridiculous advice and the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers "Aleeee ooop" in the horse's ear. The same thing happens -- the horse crashes straight through the center of the jump.

At the third hurdle, the jockey thinks, "It's no good, I'll have to do it" and yells, "ALLLEEE OOOP!" really loudly. Sure enough, the horse sails over the jump with no problems. This continues for the rest of the race, but due to the earlier problems the horse only finishes third.

The trainer is fuming and asks the jockey what went wrong. The jockey replies,

"Nothing is wrong with me -- it's this bloody horse. What is he -- deaf or something?"

The trainer replies, "Deaf?? DEAF?? He's not deaf -- he's BLIND!"

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
JEWELMOTI 10/5/2012 9:46AM

    As a former horse owner, I really got a kick out of your blog. Thank you for sharing! I can't wait to share this with my horse friends.

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SCOOTDOG 10/5/2012 1:23AM

    emoticon Thanks Always enjoy your blogs

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REXTINE1 10/4/2012 5:49PM

    Good one!

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MISSDAISY23 10/4/2012 11:51AM

    emoticon emoticon

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ALICERIEGER 10/4/2012 9:27AM

    All problems have a solution.

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CARRAND 10/4/2012 8:15AM

    Thanks for the chuckle.

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AQUAGIRL08 10/4/2012 7:13AM

    Thanks for starting my day with a smile!!!

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GAMMY98 10/4/2012 6:07AM

    love it

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123ELAINE456 10/4/2012 3:11AM

  This is a Good Laugh. Thanks for sharing. God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week.

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EBONYSOL 10/4/2012 2:05AM

    Thanks for the laugh:)

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