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Some fun quotes found here and there.

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head to the right, and then turn it to the left. Repeat the exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

I found a lipstick that helps you lose weight…’s called super glue.

Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband, “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?” Husband replied, “Your eyesight is still excellent.”

At the end of the day, one thing we have in common is that we are all screwed up in some way.
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