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Some fun quotes found here and there.

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head to the right, and then turn it to the left. Repeat the exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

I found a lipstick that helps you lose weight…’s called super glue.

Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband, “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?” Husband replied, “Your eyesight is still excellent.”

At the end of the day, one thing we have in common is that we are all screwed up in some way.

Member Comments About This Blog Post:
EATVEGAN 10/5/2012 1:32AM

    I just had someone tell me the first one. At first I thought she meant not to look at the food. Then I got over that senior moment.
The husband-wife one is funny, but I didn't like it. I want husbands to love their wives enough to see past the externals. Or at least to be kind.

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VTMAID 10/4/2012 9:32AM

    Isn't that the truth?

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BEWELL48 10/4/2012 6:37AM

    Thanks for a chuckle!

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JILL313 10/3/2012 8:13PM

    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon

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IOWAGRAMMA 10/3/2012 6:39PM

    emoticon Thanks for a good laugh today! I love it!! emoticon

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QUIETRIOT1 10/3/2012 6:01PM

    I relate best to the last one. We are all screwed up. I have a ton of these I could add. zI think I will start to post them on Fridays. Everyone likes to laugh!

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4DOGNIGHT 10/3/2012 5:44PM

    HA HA emoticon

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KEEP_GOING247 10/3/2012 2:41PM

    Thanks for the laugh. the first and third, i found hilarious!

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VINGRAM 10/3/2012 2:38PM

    Very funny!! emoticon

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BIGDOG1969 10/3/2012 2:32PM

    Funny! Thank you!

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