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The Secret to Quick Weight Loss (not for children's eyes)

Monday, October 01, 2012

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.' Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you c...atch me you can have me'. Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone... 'This is our most rigorous program.' 'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.' The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.' He lost 63 pounds that week.
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ELSCO55 10/7/2012 9:47PM

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    cute

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LADYJAKE1 10/3/2012 1:02PM

    Cute

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TALLGIRLX3 10/3/2012 11:02AM

    Baahahahahaha!!!! That is the greatest thing I have ever read. Love it!

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ME_B4_INSANITY 10/2/2012 2:21PM

    Love the Joke

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SQUIRRELLYONE 10/2/2012 10:42AM

    AHAHAHAHAHA!

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TIGGER2094 10/2/2012 8:52AM

    I had to share with you guys, saw it on Facebook last night! Hope everyone is having (or had, Mel) a great Tuesday emoticon

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IAMFRANSGIRL 10/2/2012 8:43AM

    And he's probably still running!

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BEAR8MM 10/2/2012 7:20AM

    That'll work!

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    Love it emoticon

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ANEWME1313 10/2/2012 7:05AM

  emoticon hehe thanks for the giggles :)

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DARLY55 10/2/2012 7:01AM

    Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! emoticon

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123ELAINE456 10/2/2012 6:46AM

  Awesome!!! God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week.

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ALIHIKES 10/1/2012 11:17PM

    This made me laugh!


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MORTICIAADDAMS 10/1/2012 10:20PM

    LOL!!!!

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MJ7DM33 10/1/2012 10:15PM

  OMG!!! I guess you do what you have to! Thanks for the laugh!

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LILLEAN 10/1/2012 9:34PM

    OMG!!!!!! LOL
NICE LAUGH!

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LAURANCE 10/1/2012 9:31PM

  Oh, this is GREAT! Thanks for ending my day with a laugh!

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SH9719 10/1/2012 9:26PM

    ROFLMO

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