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Friday, September 21, 2012

So I was getting myself ready to go for a run in my neighborhood. I tied my shoes, got up and put my headphones in my ears and about to head out the door until my 14 year old daughter stopped me. She says, “Mom, didn’t you forget your strap-on?” My jaw dropped to the floor and mind in the gutter. I was thinking “how in the hell does she know what a strap-on is?” Then I realized she was meaning my HRM strap!

Kids say the darnedest things!

Speaking of kids and strap-ons! Here is my big kid (my husband) who has decided to join the strap-on club! So glad he is running again too! emoticon

Have a wonderful weekend Sparkers!


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BUBBLEJ1 9/24/2012 1:05AM

    Hahahahaha, that is the funniest thing I have read in a while!

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MAGGIE805 9/23/2012 9:03PM

    That's too funny! emoticon

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BARCLE 9/23/2012 8:59PM

    emoticon emoticon The battery in my strap on has just about died....I'm pretty sure that my heart rate is not 0 when I'm running emoticon

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TALENKARR1 9/22/2012 12:29AM

    great minds think alike!! lol Wish I could wear one I am to well endowed still to be able to wear on with out getting a 360 degree blister.

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K1TT3N 9/21/2012 11:54PM


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    emoticon That is hilarious! I need a "strap on" as well! lol

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KUJAYHAWKGIRL 9/21/2012 3:20PM


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OBIESMOM2 9/21/2012 2:36PM

    emoticon emoticon

when sis lived with her roommate, she'd always ask her "is it your night to wear the strap on, or is it mine?" and get the strangest looks from anybody within ear shot!

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RUN_BAKE_BLOG 9/21/2012 2:15PM


Thought you were going to say (I was reading ahead in my mind!) "How in the hell does she know about my strap-on?"


Mind always in the gutter emoticon

Proud member of the Strap-On Society over here!

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IRONBLOSSOM 9/21/2012 2:07PM

    Hilarious! I love it. I just got a bodybugg and I'm loving it! More and more info is always helpful in this weight loss arena!

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LYNSEY723 9/21/2012 2:05PM

    LOVE IT! :) That is too funny!

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4EVERADONEGIRL 9/21/2012 1:46PM

    Bwahahahahahaha!!!! I just love your sense of humor!!!!

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NWLIFESRC 9/21/2012 1:22PM

    Back at you

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GIANTOCR1 9/21/2012 1:12PM

    Just seeing the title of this made me think I must read this, it can't mean that.. LOL

Hope your run went well..

And kids do say the darnest things...:)

Take care,

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ELOQUENTZ 9/21/2012 1:08PM

    Too funny

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