How to Get Rid of Cookies
Thursday, September 20, 2012
When I was living solo, I always kept chocolate chips in the house. I never bought icecream, cookies or candy, because its easier to resist those things if you have to go out and get them. But sometimes you WANT. That's what the chips were for. If I wanted cookies, than By George, I could have cookies. I just had to bake them first. Oh, and you cant open the bag to eat the chips. That's cheating.
Never once did I make cookies. Never wanted them enough to go thru the trouble.
Now I keep cookies, icecream and candy in the house for Other People, and 90% of the time I'm good about staying away.
Still, over the last month or so I wanted cookies and so last week, I made some. A crispy oatmeal version with dried cranberries and banana chips. I brought these to a party at the beginning of the summer and they were WELL received. So I knew it was a good recipe (Yes, Its already on Spark).
So I made some. And then brought them to a job interview. Yes, I *really* did. Normally the policy is they ask you to bring your lunch and they have an extended interview over lunch. But I begged to come after work so I wouldnt have to take the day off, and they kindly agreed. So I brought the cookies as a 3pm sweet snack. And they were WELL received. "Its just a little bribery, since I really want this job." Hey, anything to get an edge in this economy!
Afterwards I went to my parents and gave half of the leftovers to them. There were enough left for 3-4 days of moderate snacking. Now they are gone. I'm sad, but happy. I had my cookies and ate them too.
Friends dont let friends eat crappy cookies. If you want them. Make them.