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I Love The Following Statements.........


Monday, September 17, 2012

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up!

With aging comes skills. It's called multi-tasking. I can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets so boring.......I go back to being me.

Got my coffee, got my computer and I took my Prozac. It's gonna be a great day!

Secrets to a long, happy marriage: My Favorite......
An old woman was sipping a glass of wine while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she said, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you."
Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She replies, "It's me talking to the wine."

Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg.

Dog to Cat........They don't keep you on a leash because they want you to run away.
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123ELAINE456 9/18/2012 12:19AM

  Awesome Blog!!! Love It!!! God Bless You and Have a Wonderful Week. Take Care.

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ARTJAC 9/17/2012 11:51PM

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TWEETYKC00 9/17/2012 8:33PM

    Good ones!

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CCHEF1 9/17/2012 3:00PM

    Love this blog and the humor and the statement: "Don't let aging get you down, it's too hard to get back up!" That was something that helped me today. Woot!

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MS.ELENI 9/17/2012 2:33PM

    This is me
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets so boring.......I go back to being me.
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SHERYLDS 9/17/2012 1:41PM

    humor like age gets better wine. emoticon

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PATTISTAMPS 9/17/2012 1:35PM

    Heh heh heh... I'd laugh more, but I have to go talk to my wine...

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