Monday, September 17, 2012
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up!
With aging comes skills. It's called multi-tasking. I can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all at the same time.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets so boring.......I go back to being me.
Got my coffee, got my computer and I took my Prozac. It's gonna be a great day!
Secrets to a long, happy marriage: My Favorite......
An old woman was sipping a glass of wine while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she said, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you."
Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She replies, "It's me talking to the wine."
Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg.
Dog to Cat........They don't keep you on a leash because they want you to run away.