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Latest Joke for Ladies or men who can take a joke!


Sunday, September 16, 2012

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

5. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so we can tell them apart.

6. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

7. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

8. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

9. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.

10.. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.


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NANCY1964 12/29/2012 12:46PM

    These are hilarious!

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BLUE42DOWN 9/18/2012 1:16PM

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4. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.

BWAHAHAHA, now I have a ready-made excuse!

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BLUEANGELLK 9/17/2012 7:33AM

    Love 'em!

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CAROLIAN 9/17/2012 3:00AM

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GERALDINE16 9/17/2012 12:23AM

    emoticon Brilliant!

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SPARKLISE 9/16/2012 7:21PM

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FINALLYBEINGME 9/16/2012 3:47PM

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LILAC_LANE 9/16/2012 12:34PM

    I know a lot of girls I could send that too.
Thanks for a great laugh!
Enjoy your day :)

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LYNNIERN 9/16/2012 10:07AM

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KCWIND 9/16/2012 9:57AM

  Lol. Too cute!

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RAPUNZEL53 9/16/2012 9:12AM

  emoticon Thanks!

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