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Saturdays Joke


Saturday, September 15, 2012

Some Good News

*The parachute company says you'll get a full refund.

*They say the house didn't float very far at all.

*The "National Enquirer" just loved those pictures of you at work.

*Jerry Springer wants to surprise you on his show.

*The reward for your capture has reached fifty thousand dollars.

*The insurance pays the full book value ($312) for your 1956 T Bird.

*The thieves left the push lawn mower and hedge trimmers.

*Those Grand Juries always over-react. Don't worry about it.

*The boss said while you're sick, he'd do all your work personally.
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ROZEEROZ1 11/14/2012 6:00AM

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I am so sorry to learn of Teresa's passing. Her little notes of encouragement were so welcome. I will always remember her kindness...

It is too sad to say goodbye...

Madde

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1_AMAZING_WOMAN 9/30/2012 5:22PM

    The last one: Uhhh, that means you're out of a job! LOL

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MOMMA48 9/27/2012 5:09PM

    emoticon my super friend! And, those wonderful smiles that you've shared with so many over the years. May you be smiling and sharing your strength in all you've done with the heavenly Angels above.

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ROZEEROZ1 9/27/2012 1:22AM

    If I were to buy a parachute, I would prefer that the parachute opened and that I didn't get a refund. One just may not make it through a fall to the ground with a malfunctioning parachute.


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ROZEEROZ1 9/24/2012 11:38PM

    I keep coming back too - its my way of saying good bye. One day your Spark Page will be gone too. So I am enjoying the time I can spend.

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TICKLEBEE 9/23/2012 5:32PM

    i come here because i miss you, hoping God has rewarded you with a very sweet spot in heaven. i miss you even tho' i never met you. i miss you and wish you were still here. your family has my prayers.

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ANHELIC 9/19/2012 11:06PM

    We will miss you sweet Teresa. You have come into our lives and inspired us with your jokes and support for those who needed it. You are now resting in the arms of Jesus and looking down on everyone here. I pray for Macus and your family that they will be comforted by Jesus during this time of sorrow. We will meet you Teresa one day, til then, you will always be in our hearts. Good by dear friend.
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TRYINGHARD1948 9/19/2012 4:36AM

    Resting in the arms of Jesus, but we will miss you terribly.

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MAWDOT35 9/18/2012 6:42PM

    Marcus, you and your family have my sincere sympathy. Teresa was such a joy, and encouraged all of her friends here at SP. We will miss her cheery notes and sweet smile. I pray that you will find comfort and peace. May God be with you during your time of sorrow.
Dorothy



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JENNA-P 9/18/2012 2:04PM

    I'm so sorry to hear of your passing. My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family. You were such a wonderful person. Although I never had a chance to get to know you in person, I can tell by your encouraging comments and your positive blogs what a wonderful person you are. I know you will be missed by all who have known you both in person and in the cyber world.

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IMAGINGPRO 9/18/2012 12:04PM

    What a shock. I would of never thought that she would be gone so quickly. I am really happy to know that you are now with the Lord. Hope you will be very happy there.

Does anyone know what happened? Was she ill or was it an accident? I just can't believe that she is gone. What a wonderful woman she was. I will never forget her. She will remain in my heart.

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FERGSGIRL2 9/18/2012 12:00PM

    Rest in the arms of your savior, Teresa

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SUNSHINEGB 9/18/2012 11:29AM

    Goodbye Sweet Teresa!
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TWNOMWE 9/18/2012 11:25AM

    We will miss you but you are at peace with the Lord.
He will look after your loved ones until the time is right to join you. rest in Peace.

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Rest In the Arms of Jesus. May His peace be with you and your family.

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LACEEJO11 9/17/2012 11:46PM

   

It is hard for me to believe....her SPIRIT is s huge one which has always transcended even the cyber world! She is one of the most real persons I have had the pleasure to know!!

I love you BANDMOMTERESA...will think of you every day!!

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SONYALATRECE 9/17/2012 10:51PM

    Seeing the face of Jesus, being with the Father...the BEST news...

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DEE107 9/17/2012 10:08PM

    OH my I am so so sorry to lose you my friend and shock tooo

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MSLZZY 9/17/2012 9:44PM

    I miss you already. You left us too soon. HUGS!

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SASSYTHING52 9/17/2012 9:36PM

    RIP you will be missed

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TEENY_BIKINI 9/17/2012 9:01PM

    Good bye, sweet angel.

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ROZEEROZ1 9/17/2012 8:48PM

    Bye Teresa. Will miss your blog jokes and all the timely poems you have sent me. I inturn sent them to other Spark friends and they too found them to be timely.

Jesus has you now. We all will meet you in Heaven and be rejoicing with you there for eternity.

DH & I pray for your family to be carried by Jesus and the Holy Spirit. Baptize them Jesus during the funeral as you did me when Grant went home to be with you. Carry them as you did me after the funeral and take them through their healing time as you were faithful for me. In Your name Jesus I pray this amen.

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JANIEWWJD 9/17/2012 5:13PM

    I will miss you and your blogs. I truly enjoyed reading them.
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1BEACHWALKER 9/17/2012 4:36PM

    Kept her sense of humor even when she was ill...such an awesome lady! So sorry for the loss of her here on SP and for your loss Marcus and your families! emoticon emoticon

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LINDA! 9/17/2012 4:19PM

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AMOMENTSNOTICE 9/17/2012 3:38PM

    It was so nice of her to keep us laughing. Marcus, we're all so sorry for your loss.

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    I will miss your blogs my dearest friend,
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Love you,
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ROZEEROZ1 9/17/2012 12:54AM

    emoticon second time for comments
IO like the one about the thieves leaving behind thpush lawn mower.

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MOMMA48 9/16/2012 10:21AM

    emoticon news and love it, hun!

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DEE107 9/15/2012 11:34PM

    lol

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ANHELIC 9/15/2012 10:54PM

    Hey Allen, unless you get an airbag that doesn't work. emoticon emoticon

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ADKISTLER 9/15/2012 8:10PM

    Some more good news, "The air bags on the new car work!"

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