Saturday, September 15, 2012
Some Good News
*The parachute company says you'll get a full refund.
*They say the house didn't float very far at all.
*The "National Enquirer" just loved those pictures of you at work.
*Jerry Springer wants to surprise you on his show.
*The reward for your capture has reached fifty thousand dollars.
*The insurance pays the full book value ($312) for your 1956 T Bird.
*The thieves left the push lawn mower and hedge trimmers.
*Those Grand Juries always over-react. Don't worry about it.
*The boss said while you're sick, he'd do all your work personally.