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Friday, September 14, 2012

Why you wouldn’t want to sign up for the fall 5% Challenge!
Why you wouldn’t want to sign up for the fall 5% Challenge!
1. you don’t want to meet any good people
2. you don’t care to be supportive by fellow team member
3. you don’t want other cheering you on and applauding when you lose some weight
4. you don’t want other to help you figure out why you still on a platuide
5. you don’t want to know other secret to success
6. you don’t need any more motivation on your journey
7. you don’t need to learn any more healthy way to eat
8. you don’t need a reason to exercise
9. you don’t need a push on a bad day
jokes
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
Jun 09
The Redneck Dictionary of Medical Terms before you thinking I am making fun of hillbilly half my family come from the hills of West Virginia
Medical Jokes No Comments » Virgin

Artery…………………………..The study of paintings.
Bacteria…………………………Back door to a cafeteria.
Benign………………………….What you be after you be eight
Cesarean Section…………….A neighborhood in Rome.
CTscan………………………….Searching for kitty.
Cauterize……………………….Made eye contact with her.
Colic…………………………….A sheep dog.
Coma……………………………A punctuation mark.
D & C……………………………Where Washington is.
Dilate……………………………To live long.
Enema…………………………..Not a friend.
Fester……………………………Quicker than someone else.
Fibula……………………………A small lie.
Genital…………………………..Non-Jewis
h person.
G.I.Series……………………….World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail…………………………What you hang your coat on.
Impotent…………………………Distinguis
hed, well known.
Labor Pain……………………….Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff……………………A doctor’s cane.
Morbid……………………………A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates………………………….Cheaper than day rates.
Node……………………………..I knew it.
Outpatient……………………….A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear………………………A fatherhood test.
Pelvis……………………………Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative…………………..A letter carrier.
Recovery Room…………………Place to do upholstery.
Rectum……………………………Darn near killed him.
Secretion…………………………Hiding something.
Seizure…………………………..Roman emperor.
Tablet……………………………A small table.
Terminal Illness…………………Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor…………………………….More than one.
Urine…………………………….Opposite of you’re out.
Varicose………………………….Near by / close by.



But this team really does challenge you and I think it help with my great lose on spark so far. If you anything like me you have problem with FALL weight gain. DOES PUMPKIN PIE AND CIDER MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU. So take the plunge stop by the 5% page and see if you can see yourself doing it. I would love you on the cats team but all the team in the challenge are great
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  • v SPARKCHANTAL
    oh this sounds really dangerous. noooooo, i wouldn't want to sign up for this!

    hi candy! thanks for the goodie, and everyone's fine--- except my ## computer. my internet connection at home has gone dead, and i can't figure it out. been without it (and phone, of course) since the end of august. hope to get things running before the challenge! and ps, the dancing is getting off the ground now, too.

    catch you later
    1440 days ago
  • v ZACEVETOB
    lol thanks for that , oh dear i believe i signed up .. :P
    1442 days ago
  • v LADYCALICO
    Thanks for the reminder not to wear panty-hose...catching on fire sounds like it could be hazardous to your health!
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    1443 days ago
  • v GRNDMOM43
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    1443 days ago
  • v 2WHEELEDSHARON
    You crack me up karenmarie.
    I'm determined to not gain any weight this winter. Lets do it!
    1444 days ago
  • v TERRIPAL1
    Nice blog , I don't remember if you convinced me for summer challenge, but it doesn't matter it was great and of course I have to join again!
    1444 days ago
  • v DEBBIEDAY
    emoticon Looking forward to the Fall 5% challenge as well...gooooo CATS!
    1444 days ago
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